To the tune of Two Tickets To Paradise:

Bad Dog’s got a surprise especially for you, 
Something that we have always wanted to do. 
We’ve waited so long, waited so long. 
We’ve waited so long, waited so long for this damn marriage survey to end

We’re gonna take you on a Bendy Bus trip so far from there, 
We’ve got tickets in our pocket, now baby, we’re gonna disappear … to the Casula Powerhouse Arts Centre, 1 Powerhouse Rd, Casula. 
We’ve waited so long, waited so long. 
We’ve waited so long, it’ll be three days after the stinking marriage survey ends

We’ve got your tickets to PARADISE
Won’t you pack your bags, we’ll leave t̶o̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ Saturday November 18th

We’ve got your tickets to PARADISE
The party will start at 2pm
We’ve got your tickets to PARADISE
The party will end at 11pm

Kevin Davidson will make the sound go oh-uh-oh-uh-oh 
Marion Conrow and Marty Wong’s videos will make you go oh-uh-oh-uh-oh 

DJs Stephen Sonius, Ben Drayton, Annabelle Gaspar and Bill Cotsis are gonna take you on a trip so far from here, 
We’ve got your tickets in our pocket, now baby, we’re gonna disappear - but not before getting snapped in John & Joys Disco Utopia Photo Booth
We’ve waited so long, waited so long. 
But you won’t wait so long for the delicious food at the Bellbird Cafe, vego options available

We’ve got your tickets to PARADISE
Won’t you pack your psychedelic outfits, we’ll leave t̶o̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ Saturday November 18th

We’ve got your tickets to PARADISE
We’ve got your tickets to PARADISE … which are $50 + booking fee and are available from both branches of The Toolshed ( Level 1, 81 Oxford St Darlinghurst and 191 Oxford St, Darlinghurst), Maxxx Black (1/264 King St, Newtown), Happy Endings (660 Bourke St, Redfern) and Hair Of The Dog (378 Cleveland St, Surry Hills). There’ll also be some on the door at the party for $60, subject to space.